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Monday, September 25, 2006

Superfluity of naughtiness...

Last week we were in the book of James in our small groups, and at the Crewe group (my dad's) they were reading out James Ch 1, and Andrew was reading out the AV and read this verse...

'Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls.'

You wha? Yes that amazing phrase is in the bible, but if you want to know what it means...

'Therefore, get rid of all moral filth and the evil that is so prevalent, and humbly accept the word planted in you, which can save you.' (NIV)

Superfluity of naughtiness. Superfluity of naughtiness. Superfluity of naughtiness. You've gotta love it:D

"Bob, lay aside your superfluity of naughtiness!"

I think that should be one of the greatest phrases in the world. i love it.


I am very sorry that i forgot your birthday Pete...
Happy 21st Birthday :P

Pete is the bald one...oj, he's the 4th one along, the kwl one:D

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Happy Birthday...

To Chloe Horrocks... ( the one on the left)

She is now 15:O Chloe rocks, she is very funny, and she can be very evil + anti-social if she has a book she wants to read:P

l'm just off to bike over to her house as we are watchin A Night's Tale ( i think).

Happy Birthday...(sorry its late)

Sweet 16 Dave:P

Happy Birthday...(sorry its late)

On Wednesday it was my Aunty Heaths birthday (shes the one on the right):D
Shes really ace, and her 'n Gran make the nicest food in the world...Especially their roasties:D

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

A funny book...

I recently borrowed a book from my friend, called The World's Stupidest Laws. As i started to read it, myself and 2 friends were reduced to giggling. And one of them was a boy:O and boys don't giggle:P It is a very funny book, but dodgy in places.
I thought i would give you some of the funniest ( in my opinion) laws that i could find.

Stupid laws from England

Beds must not be hung out of windows.

It is against the law to eat mince pies on 25 December.

It is not legal for a member of parliament to ebter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armory.

All engishmen over 14 years old are ment to carry out about 2 hours of longbow practice a week under the supervision of the local clergy.

London city law - You are acknowlegded as a freeman if you can drive your geese down Cheapside.

Greece - if a man is caught kissing a women in public, the death penatly may be enforced.

Australia - By law, taxicabs must carry a bale of hay in the boot.

China - It is against the law to save a drowning person, as such an act would interfere with his or her fate.

North America

New Brunswick procincal law - Driving on roads is prohibited.

Los angeles - A man is entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than two inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap.

Illinois - galesburg - There is a $1000 fine imposed for beating rats with basketball bats.

Illinois - joliet - A women can get arrested for trying on more than 6 dresses in one store.

South Dakota - spearfish - If three or more Native American Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considred a war party and shot at.

The list goes on...

But my personal favorite...

England - Chester - A welsh person may be shot with a bow and arrow as long as the event occurs within the city walls and after midnight.

All the welsh people i know... be careful...:P